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Carta Resposta da Rosinha para o jornal The Independent

Very Excellent Mister Gringo,

We read in your niuspeipe that Rio is quepital of coqueine. And worse, dat here is laiki Sudan i Xexenia. Rio is veri, veri diferenti, Rio is wonderful. We nou deti is bicose de elexion, and this articol has the finguer of Cesar Maia, from devils party.

Do not mix garlic with bugarlic.

Rio is Rio, Sudan is Sudan and Xexenia, I dont know uere it is.

Best regards,

Little Rose,
Wife of Little Boy,
Governor in charge of wonderful city